Everybody knew that I was really really excited for Watchmen and then it came and went. I 
wanted to watch it over again but knowing that the Extended Directors Cut is coming to dvd in about 3 months, I just couldn't. Now with CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE releasing tomorrow, I've been excited over this since the first CRANK movie came out a few years ago. I saw that movie 3 times in theaters and probably a dozen times on DVD itself. So, which movie was I more excited for, Watchmen or C:HV? You be the judge. You are reading this, right? Just yesterday, I watched CRANK again, but this time with the 'family-friendly audio' special feature is on. Yup, FAMILY-FRIENDLY AUDIO. I'd explain it but it's self-explanatory. Crank is probably the only dvd around with that special feature. You still get all the blood, sex, action, nudity, without the curse words. So, if you want to watch it with your kids, parents, whatever, it's safe to know that you can watch it without the naughty words. Even if you don't mind the naughty words, it's a pretty funny addition to an already over the top, can't take itself seriously movie. Here's one scene...
wanted to watch it over again but knowing that the Extended Directors Cut is coming to dvd in about 3 months, I just couldn't. Now with CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE releasing tomorrow, I've been excited over this since the first CRANK movie came out a few years ago. I saw that movie 3 times in theaters and probably a dozen times on DVD itself. So, which movie was I more excited for, Watchmen or C:HV? You be the judge. You are reading this, right? Just yesterday, I watched CRANK again, but this time with the 'family-friendly audio' special feature is on. Yup, FAMILY-FRIENDLY AUDIO. I'd explain it but it's self-explanatory. Crank is probably the only dvd around with that special feature. You still get all the blood, sex, action, nudity, without the curse words. So, if you want to watch it with your kids, parents, whatever, it's safe to know that you can watch it without the naughty words. Even if you don't mind the naughty words, it's a pretty funny addition to an already over the top, can't take itself seriously movie. Here's one scene...Chev - Doc?
Verona - What's up doc?
Chev - You freakin' Mutha Flugga
Verona - Oh why you ain't dead yet? What you freakin' doin out there
Chev - Coming for you Idiot. Freakin believe me.
Verona - Oh yeah whatever, I'll be waiting for you. You ain't gonna make it though mother freaker. Yo look I'd just thought I'd let you know that I'm all about hooking up with that misery (?) girl that you've been hoggin. Oh yeah, I knew about that stuff.
Yeah, sounds fun aye? I'd give more examples but it's much better seeing it for yourself. If you haven't seen Crank yet, we can do a special screening for you... Just ask!
So, Crank High Voltage. Seen the trailers yet? Seen the TV spot? Yes? Well, did you see the REDBAND trailer? No? Then lookout below. Anyway, yeah, CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE. Who could be mad that it's all about a guy who stays alive by coursing electricity through his body to keep his artificial heart from dying out. That's where the creativity begins! Who cares if it's implausible. Do you watch movies because it's a reflection of life? Well, maybe, but you didn't when you watch 95% of the best movies out there. You liked the first than it's more of the same but more, at the same time. Cast is fresh too. Jason Statham. Amy Smart. Bai Ling (lovely). DAVID CARRADINE (capital letters). Efren Ramirez (is back). Dwight Yoakam. Corey Haim (lol). Ron Jeremy. Jenna Haze. Ginger from the Spice Girls (seriously!). Amy Smart's butt cleavage. Amy Smart's sex scene. Amy Smart as a stripper. Yeah. Fantastic Cast...what cast is better than this? NOTHING...
Oh, and before this post ends, here is pic of the coolest swag from Emeral City Comicon that I will treasure! Yup, Crank Batteries. In case you need to shock yourself, here they are, just for you.
Let me know what you guys think. I'll (maybe) drop off a review of some kind. Cheers!
Chev - You freakin' Mutha Flugga
Verona - Oh why you ain't dead yet? What you freakin' doin out there
Chev - Coming for you Idiot. Freakin believe me.
Verona - Oh yeah whatever, I'll be waiting for you. You ain't gonna make it though mother freaker. Yo look I'd just thought I'd let you know that I'm all about hooking up with that misery (?) girl that you've been hoggin. Oh yeah, I knew about that stuff.
Yeah, sounds fun aye? I'd give more examples but it's much better seeing it for yourself. If you haven't seen Crank yet, we can do a special screening for you... Just ask!
So, Crank High Voltage. Seen the trailers yet? Seen the TV spot? Yes? Well, did you see the REDBAND trailer? No? Then lookout below. Anyway, yeah, CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE. Who could be mad that it's all about a guy who stays alive by coursing electricity through his body to keep his artificial heart from dying out. That's where the creativity begins! Who cares if it's implausible. Do you watch movies because it's a reflection of life? Well, maybe, but you didn't when you watch 95% of the best movies out there. You liked the first than it's more of the same but more, at the same time. Cast is fresh too. Jason Statham. Amy Smart. Bai Ling (lovely). DAVID CARRADINE (capital letters). Efren Ramirez (is back). Dwight Yoakam. Corey Haim (lol). Ron Jeremy. Jenna Haze. Ginger from the Spice Girls (seriously!). Amy Smart's butt cleavage. Amy Smart's sex scene. Amy Smart as a stripper. Yeah. Fantastic Cast...what cast is better than this? NOTHING...
Oh, and before this post ends, here is pic of the coolest swag from Emeral City Comicon that I will treasure! Yup, Crank Batteries. In case you need to shock yourself, here they are, just for you.
Let me know what you guys think. I'll (maybe) drop off a review of some kind. Cheers!
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